I am Giraffe App Reviews

This is honestly such a pointless game but boy isnt this one very addicting! Giraffe-sensei is giving you double thumbs up!!

At first a shuddered in fear as my friend maliciously murdered innocent giraffes before my very eyes. After watching her for 13 days without food or water, I realized my true destiny and purpose in life. Fate brought me to the giraffe world. Now I am one of them, a giraffe.

I love my giraffe

At first, there was nothing in lyfe that made me truly happy. I understood little of the world and had no meaning. Until I found this game, and now everything is clear. It is my destiny to truly be a Giraffe. Everything I have ever done was leading to this moment in my lyfe and I greatly appreciate the joy that this game has brought me. My friends too, in fact. At first they were like me, and they watched in horror as I absorbed other Giraffe into myself and became The Giraffe. But then they understood and they too became Giraffes. Now we absorb others often, and are always becoming better than what we were. Without this game, lyfe would be meaningless.

But I love it. Takes zero thought, kills time, & I just cannot wait to see what weird-a***d evolution comes next!

I love this app but it takes forever to get all the giraffes you need when you get to the higher levels.

One of the most realistic games there are.

This game is a good educational game for Brock worshippers. I would recommend you show this to your local Brock cult as it has changed my life forever. Thank you for your time.

"It may soon be born" giraffe thought as he lost consciousness

Very fun but awesome and more aw we esome

This game is so awesome you need to get it

This game is what happens when you dont take your children to the zoo. They are left with a false impression of the creatures. The horrible imagination of this game is not a suitable alternative to quality learning. Go now! Before its too late!

This game is the reason for my existence ! I got this game like 2 months ago. I kinda deleted it but now Im back ! I wanna thank the goddesses who created this . THANK U :DDD

My people this app is a historical event during the human evolution.My brother was this Creature roaming around the earth. Once he aware that he would not become king after my husband had claimed the throne he thought "why of course , I should absorb my kingdom !" So he absorbed most of the population . Now if you played the game you know how it went . He became more attractive . He forced my friend to marry him . It was a tragic death. I rate this game 10 out of 20

Amen.

I love the game but i have 3 ajectives i can discribe it ... Funny,silly,but gross

Many a night I wandered the street waiting for an answer. I sought truth in alcohol and drugs and social hang outs with bad people. Not until one day did I find my answer. On a Tuesday a man in a yellow suit handed me a phone. On the phone was only one application and it was called Giraffe. I saw through the Giraffes eyes and learned all the lessons I ever needed. Now I am a president and father of four. Thank you Giraffe. I am happy you are on the App Store now. No one has to seek out the yellow suited man anymore. Praise Be Giraffe.

MAN, PLEASE, MAKE A GIRAFFE 2, THE END IS AWSOME, THE STORY IS NOT OVER !!!!!!

I love the game because the giraffe turns ugly and its really funny. I like it because it has so many levels.

This game is insanely pointless…Almost kinda scary… but it is amazing!!!!