I am Giraffe app for iPhone and iPad

This is honestly such a pointless game but boy isnt this one very addicting! Giraffe-sensei is giving you double thumbs up!!

At first a shuddered in fear as my friend maliciously murdered innocent giraffes before my very eyes. After watching her for 13 days without food or water, I realized my true destiny and purpose in life. Fate brought me to the giraffe world. Now I am one of them, a giraffe.

At first, there was nothing in lyfe that made me truly happy. I understood little of the world and had no meaning. Until I found this game, and now everything is clear. It is my destiny to truly be a Giraffe. Everything I have ever done was leading to this moment in my lyfe and I greatly appreciate the joy that this game has brought me. My friends too, in fact. At first they were like me, and they watched in horror as I absorbed other Giraffe into myself and became The Giraffe. But then they understood and they too became Giraffes. Now we absorb others often, and are always becoming better than what we were. Without this game, lyfe would be meaningless.

But I love it. Takes zero thought, kills time, & I just cannot wait to see what weird-a***d evolution comes next!

I love this app but it takes forever to get all the giraffes you need when you get to the higher levels.

This game is a good educational game for Brock worshippers. I would recommend you show this to your local Brock cult as it has changed my life forever. Thank you for your time.

It was ok but a little gross can u make more of less gross game of it??

This has scenes which are not even recomended for 12 year olds

THIS IS THE MOST POINTLESS GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED. it is not even worth the download. HF, the other comments are scams. Dont waste your time.

Many a year ago, I was a human. Boring, normal and sad. I couldnt go a day without thinking whats the point? I couldnt help but giving up. Everything was pointless. Until one day I sat with me friend. A smile lit up her face, one like never before. She was playing a game on her phone. I asked her the name: I am Giraffe. I shrugged. What a dumb name. It wasnt until weeks later I discovered the true glory behind this game. Watching the giraffe absorb its family delighted me for days. Weeks. Months. Years. One day, after me and the friend I mentioned earlier had finished praying to the lord of Giraffes we looked in the mirror. What had we become? We werent worthy of the title giraffe. We werent .... Strong enough. Evolved enough. I turned to her and absorbed her. Finally I had become the intimate giraffe. I watched in awe as I became unstoppable. Now, eighty years later I sit and type this, the only living thing left on the earth: I have absorbed everything. I hope you, reader, take pleasure in this game as I do.

This game is amazing. Theres not that much lag since the update. Excellent game. Id pay for it. So entertaining and barely takes up any space on the hard drive. Much game. Very pleasure. Wow

To be honest it is the weirdest Game I have ever played but it is actually pretty fun to see the Giraffe go in different stages! Overall I think it is a pretty good game. If I could Rate it 4 and 1/2 stars a would!:)